Ok, what are you gonna do for your school community service?
I thought I'd see a movie.
Then go tell poor people about it.
Zack, this is a chance for us to really help people.
I'm thinking about working with kids.
I hate kids.
You better take this seriously or you're gonna fail and I get an "A".
You're one of the kids I hate.
I know, we should feed the hungy.
Good idea.Let's start with me.
It was this method I have helped millions of people world wide.
If you can conceive , you can believe.
This guy just talks and talks and...
It's a lecture!
This is amazing!
Is it ever?
I just ate five pounds of mini quiches and I haven't thrown up yet.
Oh oh...
Ok,passed.
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody S1E23 Pilot Your Own Life
That's it darling , love that!
Alright now,give us a snobby look.
Well,I have about twenty different once which one would you like?
One it says "only I can afford these clothes".
Oh number seven ,one of my favorites.
She gives me that look three times the day.
I get that look from her dog.
And that is a rant.
Well technically, it's a really sparkly scarf.
I love fashion humor.
So,well will I know if I am Teen Trends Trendy Teen of the year.
Well, we are going to be reviewing all the finalists next week
and make our decisions on the cover then.
When you break the bad knew to the others?
Can I watch?
Oh, Candy Counter Girl. Why is Teen Trend not displayed, in the front?
Because most teenagers can't afford to stay at a four star hotel.
They also can't afford to buy the clothes in your magazine.
Well,it is very hard to make cheap look nice.
Although you seem to be doing a rather good job of it.
What do you call that look?
My uniform.
With a personal touch of Maddie.
Actually, it's my Dad's tie so it's a personal touch of Irving.
Catchy but a little long .
I'd call it , blue color chic.
That was my second choice.
You know, we had narrowed down the finalists but you have a certain...something!
Maybe we'll consider you for the cover!
Really? Me?
Get a shot of Candy Counter, girl here.
Oh oh , I'm not the model type.I mean, I couldn't possibly...
Say,Teen Trends Trendy Teen of the year!
Teen Treens Trendy...ah...Can I just smile?
If you can conceive you can believe.
And then you...can achieve!
I can achieve.
And I still might heave.
Remember, live your dream and aim for the sky because you are the pilot of your own life!
Wow, this guy has really opened my eyes.
And apparently closed yours.
Ah,I see your brother has left no leftovers for my pet chicken Dudley.
Who by the way,loves mini quiches.
Esteban, what was your biggest dream when you came to this country?
Oh, I was hoping to be a millionaire baseball player
but, I cannot throw, catch or spit tobacco.
So this job is nice too.
So you wanna be a bellhop your whole life?
Oh well no,some day I want to manage the hotel but that is very far off.
Is it?
Think about it.
If you can conceive, you can believe and you will achieve.
I will?
Could I do it by this weekend? 'Cause I can use the cash.
It's possible, only if you take the first step.
Are you willing to take the first step?
Yes!
What is the first step?
Only you know because you are the pilot of your own life.
Oh, this is a great country.
I walked into this room a bellhop.
I am walking out a pilot and a manager.
Oh, Dudley's gonna be so proud!
Young man, I have never seen anybody grasp my course so quickly.
Gee, thanks. I'm a quick grasper.
You know, you have the makings of a great life coach.
I'll bet being a life coach would count as my school community service.
Why limit yourself to school?
You could help the global community.
Talk about extra credit!
Is that boring jerk done yet?
Oh, hey!
Love the lecture.
Quiche?
Thanks.
Hey, guys. Whatcha been doin'?
Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.
It's never just playing ball with you.
So, guess what?
I actually cooked...for 3 hours.
None for me. I'm stuffed.
Mom, do you ever find yourself feeling discouraged, unfulfilled, unappreciated?
Not if you eat my casserole.
Not gonna happen.
My point is, people spend their lives too afraid to reach for the mountain top.
Amen!
They let life slip by, day after dreary day.
Losers.
People like you.
Come again?
You used to talk about making your own demo cd of songs you wrote.
I know. That was years ago.
That's right and you haven't got many years left.
Remember Mom, you are the pilot of your own life.
Carey can I talk to you?
I've got a problem.
Sure honey. Sit down.
You know, I'm always here for you.
And apparently so is Cody.
Ok, London is up for the cover of Teen Trend magazine
but they've asked me to compete against her.
How mad do you think she'll be?
You remember the hairdresser that gave her the bad perm?
All they found was his comb.
Oh, that's right and his blow-dryer was still running.
I better drop out!
Maddie,don't let fear in your cockpit.
Don't let what in your where?
You can't let London pilot your own life for you.
She doesn't know where you're going.
Maddie,where are you going?
To work on my new look.
I'm going to be Teen Trends Trendy Teen of the year!
Thanks, Cody.
Glad I could help!
Maddie!
Do I have worry lines?
Huh?
Teen Trend hasn't called me yet.
I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't think!
Don't go there.
London, there's something I need to tell you.
Not now!
I mean, they just have to pick me.
Well, technically they don't have to.
It is after all a contest, which implies competitors.
Daddy always says, "competition is a good thing " it's a chance to crush people.
So, what did you want to tell me?
It's 54 degrees outside and partly cloudy.
Darlings, wonderful news!
We've gone over all the pictures and decided.
You, two are the finalists for this year's Trendy Teen.
We are?
You are!
We've decided to shoot both of you here next week and whoever comes up with the
best look wins the contest and gets the cover! Isn't it exciting?
Air kiss. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
Ta,darlings.
I'm sorry.Did she just say that you were a finalist for the cover of Teen Trend
against me, who is simply the living embodiment of both "teen" and "trend"?
Well, she thought my look was cute and affordable.
Maddie, how could you do this? I thought you were my friend.
You know how much this cover means to me.
Ok,fine.
If you want me to give up this great opportunity so you can get what you want,
as always, then I'll drop out.
That's sweet. Drop out.
Ohh!! I will not drop out!How dare you ask me to drop out!
You offered.
I offered because I thought you'd be big enough to say no!
Well, that was your mistake.
Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Meraida Catherine Fitzpatrick!
Fine!Stay in! I'll beat all of you.
Oh, yeah? Well you're goin'down!
Well, you're going downer!
I'll crush you so bad you won't have a penny to your name
and you'll have to work like a dog for the rest of your life!
Ha! I'm already there!
Hey Maddie! You're looking good.
Except for those crummy clothes.
This is the first step in piloting my own life.
Oh, no! Cody got to you too!
He's like a virus!
Housekeeping. Gotta clean.
Since when?
Alright, you busted me.
Truth is, London paid me 10 bucks to spy on blondie here.
Ah,that is so low!
For $100, I won't tell her I told you.
But I only have $3.00 on me.
Close enough.This goes in my poker fund.
Ante up, boys. I'm comin' to clean ya out.
That'll be the first time she cleaned anything.
That London...I mean she has no scruples, no principles, no morals!
Want me to go spy on her?
Yes!
And take a lot of pictures, here's my camera phone.
What if she catches me?
I'll miss you.
If they want blue collar chic, I'll give them blue collar chic!
Aah!
Stop moving!
Stop sticking me!
Take it like a man! Now raise your hem.
How much longer do you need me? I can't be late for school.
You see,I have taken Cody's advice to,pilot my own life by enrolling in a night class
to improve my English and loose my accent.
Loose?
I've not started the class yet, ok?
Come in!
Hey, nice dress.
- Thanks. - Thanks!
Hey, is Cody in here?
No and I'm creating my look, so leave.
Alright but I need to call Cody.
Let's see if I can get a signal in here.
Um 1 bar...
...umm 2 bars...
...1 bar...
Hey Esteban, can you turn this way, please?
Thanks.
Wait a minute.
Is this Maddie's new camera phone?
There's a camera in this?
Cool!
You're spying on me.
I feel so violated.
Why would you do this to me?
Haven't I always been nice to you?
No.
And I love Maddie.
Well, if you really love her, you'll make sure she loses this contest.
Why?
Because, if she wins, she'll become successful and move to New York, Paris
and Milan and you'll never see her again.
No! I can never let that happen!
That's what I said before she made me put on this dress.
Where is Zack?I sent him to spy on London over an hour ago.
You're using my son as a spy?
Oh, like you're using him for anything better.
Maddie, I really think you're getting a little carried away with this whole competition.
No I'm not.
Why took you so long?!
Ok, I was wrong.
London caught me and erased the pictures.
Oh,no.
But it doesn't matter because the fashion lady said she liked London best so,
you might as well quit.
But I worked so hard.
I really thought I had a shot.
I'm such a loser.
I can't do this to you.I just can't. I cannot tell a lie.
Since when? You lie to me all the time.
But I can't lie to Maddie.
I love her!
Zack, why would you lie to me?
Because if you win this contest,you'll become successful move to New York,
Paris or Milan and I'll never see you again.
Aw, Zack. I'm not going anywhere.
And if I did, I'd take you with me.
Really?
Ah, Esteban, there you are.I'm gonna need you to work late tonight.
Oh no, I can't Mr. Moseby.
I am piloting my own life by taking a night school class 3 times a week.
I am going to loose my accent.
Loose?
I better make that 4 times a week.
Mr. Moseby, I'm gonna need the weekend off.
Oh let me guess,you're gonna pilot your own life, hmm?
Yes! I need to work on my demo cd.Thank you for understanding.
Mmm. Fine. Go, go, go! It's no problem.
I'll just clean all the rooms and carry the luggage and sing in a slinky cocktail dress.
I'm kidding!
It's a very tasteful cocktail dress.
Ohh!
I can't believe I stayed up 3 days and nights finishing this outfit.
I hope the Teen Trend lady likes it.
I'm sure you'll do fine.
"I'm sure you'll do fine." What do you know?
See? This is why sleep is a good thing.
Do you really like my outfit? You really think I'm gonna win?
Remember London, if you can conceive, you can believe and you will...
I hate that expression!
Hey, you stole my look!
Stole? I made your lousy look better.
If it's so lousy, why'd you steal it?
Because, if they liked it on you, they'll love it on me.
Besides, there are a lot of differences between our outfits,
like the fact yours is made out of cheap fabric.
See?Must be fake cotton, not the real stuff they get from goats.
Well, the only thing it's fake is you!
Oh no, you didn't.
Oh yes, I di-id.
Give me that!
No!
It's mine!
I don't care!
It's my hair! I paid for it!
Ok, fine.
Ohh!
Fashion tip? No one wears heels like these anymore.
And no one's wear cuffs like these since the French revolution!
Oh wait, I don't know kung fu.
Oh but I love your shoes.
Oh, really?
Nope!
Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow....!
This is terrible. We have to stop them!
Not, yet.
Oh, I can't see!
- Aah! - Aah!
You're right,Zack.This would be much better with pudding.
Aaah!
- Let go! Let go! Let go! - Let go! Let go! Let go!
I'm not letting go till you let go.
Fine. On the count of 3. That comes after 2.
1...2...3...
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Aaah...! - Aaah...!
Ladies, the fight is over!
Now, go to your neutral elevators!
Ohh!
Not the tie!Not the shirt!Not the nameplate!
Aah!
Oh, my! My jacket!
Excuse me, have you seen Maddie and London?
- Hi! - Hello!
Interesting look.
So, whose do you like better?
Not sure.We'll get back to you.
She meant me.
Oh no, she didn't.
Oh yes, she di-id.
Gah! It does-uh-n't ma-a-tt-e-er!
Now what has gotten into you two?
It's all her fault!She has everything in the world and she still had to steal from me.
I'm just taking back what's rightfully mine.
My look is the only thing I've got.
You've got a gajillion dollars!
That's my Dad's.
Fashion is the only thing that's mine and you took that from me.
Ohh London.... No Maddie, we can't...
Mr. Moseby, don't be mad at them.
They were just following my advice and trying to pilot their own lives.
You!
You are the flight instructor who has been causing my employees to shirk their responsibilities.
Their responsibilities are to themselves. I've been helping them fulfill their dreams.
There y'all are.
Cody, I got a bone to pick with you.
Esteban?!Why you're talking like that?!
'Cause, my new instructor Jeb is from Texas.
Now if I wanna pilot my own life, I gotta do it at a rodeo.Yee-haw!
Thank y'all.
Ok, so I've made a couple of mistakes.
That doesn't mean my life coaching doesn't work.
Mom, please tell me everything went ok with your demo cd.
Oh, yeah.
The guy at the record company said I was really talented and have a future as a cabaret singer.
He suggested I check out the Tipton.
Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be!
Well, you may be the first motivational speaker to lose his allowance.
Oh, well.At least I know I'll get a better community service grade than Zack.
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Mr.Moseby let me take all the buffet leftovers to the mission.
The mayor was there and he's giving me an award for helping the homeless.
You? An award?
You can't even spell "award"!
Don't have to.It'll be on the plaque.
Who's getting an "A" in community service now, huh?
I hate that kid.
Ah,look how pretty I am in that outfit.
Ow,ow,ow.
If you came up here to tear up the rest of my clothes, good luck, it'll take you
6 weeks and that's just my tennis outfits.
Actually, I came up here to apologize.
I didn't realize how important being on this cover was to you.
Yeah you did.
Ok I did.
But since you have everything,I just kind of figured it wouldn't matter that much to you.
Well you were wrong,with a capital R.
I know and I'm sorry.
Thanks.
I'm sorry I stole your Blue Collar cheap look.
You mean chic.
No.
Well, I've always thought you had style.
Aww.
To make this apology thing end, do I have to lie and say you have style, too?
Yes.
I think you have style, too.
Thank you for lying.
- Ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow! - Other side.
- Ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow!
Much worse.
Air hug?
Yeah.
Can you believe this?
The latest fashion among teen girls has been called urban decay.
Ok, I've seen some ridiculous fashions before but Teen Trends gone too far this time.
Like anyone would be stupid enough to wear ripped clothing.
What do you think ladies?
Hot stuff, huh? Chhhh!
Chhhh!
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